Roommate Sue: I think I’m catching a cold.
Me: Stay the hell away from me, then.
Roommate Sue: I’m going to cough all over your things.
Me: I’m too young to die! Keep your yellow fever away from me!
Roommate Sue:…white people.
Where looters dance with vagabonds.
ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME
imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along